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Lady Gaga threw up on stage (also known as Biebering) in Barcelona the other night. Props to the dancer, who just keeps dancin'. Profesh. [Vulture]


Big Bird stopped by Weekend Update this Saturday, even though it was seven hours past his bed time. (P.S. Doesn't hearing Big Bird's voice make you want to simultaneously smile, burst into tears and give him a big hug?)


Did you miss the Bill O'Reilly v. Jon Stewart debate this weekend? Watch it here in full. O'Reilly makes some good points (something we never, ever thought we'd type) but Stewart wiped the floor with him on several topics. And J.S.'s response to the audience question "what celebrity would you save if you were president and the whole country was on fire" is absolutely perfect. The debate streamed online for people who paid $4.95 to download and proceeds went to charity. You can still donate here.  [Gawker]
 
tumblr_mbfbucXeMl1qhmzreo1_500.jpgThe watchful eye of Honey Boo Boo. [TheClearlyDope]


Someone who is very funky uploaded all of Teen Witch to YouTube! "Top That" is at the 56:00 mark. [LaughterKey]

oQNBO.jpgIt was like 70 forever in NYC up until Sunday and then, boom, it's cold as F and suddenly autumn. Prepare to be dressed like "Snug Pug" for at least the next 5 months. [Reddit]

inmybutt.jpgOh dear. [Penispolice]

tumblr_liuxienlta1qzjg61o1_500.jpgMmmmm. [Pizzzatime]


tumblr_mbft2aJGUV1qa9siqo1_1280.jpgIn case you needed a reminder that Sally Jessy Raphael is awesome and perfect.... [BobbyFinger]

raccoonburgle.jpgThis is our favorite line from a CBS 2 story about racoons terrorizing neighborhoods in Brooklyn: "It's gotten so bad, one 3-year-old Maltese named 'Snowball,' who used to love to play outside, is now a prisoner in his own home, according to his owner. 'He refuses to go out in the yard,' Mattocks said.'"  [Gawker]
84b1501b4d75ff9e5414efed5fc1a5e0.jpegDie, banana Runts, diiiiiie! [Pleated Jeans via CollegeHumor] See also.

noscrubspin.jpgNever.  [FYeah1990s]

tumblr_mbic6yZ0Ue1rx904co1_500.jpgFinally, the sexxxy hamburger costume ladies have been waiting for. [AfternoonSnoozeButton]



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