Ke$ha wrote a memoir. Let that sit a while. [via Pop Crush] 
Katy Perry tweeted this photo of her Barack Obama nail art last night before she sang for the Prez. [via Perez Hilton]Here's a video of a nun stealing beer and, we think, Four Loko. [via Dangerous Minds]
This is what the inside of a Furby looks like. How terrifying. [via Paris Hilton Sex Slave]
Control yourself, Mitt! [via I'm With Kanye]Here's the teaser trailer for B-movie-esque The Canyons starring Lindsay Lohan and porn star James Deen. We can't tell if it's going to be so bad, it's good or so bad, it's bad -- leaning towards the latter. [via Buzzfeed]
It's pronounced "Ahn-noose." [via Paris Hilton Sex Slave]
Beemer for trade. [via Pleated Jeans]
If the "sexy hamburger costume" is already taken, you can always dress up as a "sexy bodybag" on Halloween. Jeezus. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]
There are a million things right with this picture of Aaron Paul and Pierce Brosnan chilling at a Radiohead concert. [via Hyper Vocal]
It's pronounced "Ahn-noose." [via Paris Hilton Sex Slave]Beemer for trade. [via Pleated Jeans]If the "sexy hamburger costume" is already taken, you can always dress up as a "sexy bodybag" on Halloween. Jeezus. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]There are a million things right with this picture of Aaron Paul and Pierce Brosnan chilling at a Radiohead concert. [via Hyper Vocal]
