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1. Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz rapping about Chelsea Handler's new Chelsea Lately studio is, as we like to say around here, "Triple-T -- Totally. Tragic. Tuna."
2. Supposedly, Apple will unveil iPad's lil' bro, the iPad Mini, on Oct. 23rd. [via SFist]


3. A little drop of rain can hardly hurt Amanada Seyfried and Anne Hathaway now. Here they are, looking very eye-y, on the new posters for the Les Misérables movie. [via Pop Culture Brain]

4. Here is a peek at Ryan Lochte as a "sex idiot" on an upcoming episode of 30 Rock. [via Vulture]

Screen shot 2012-10-12 at 5.14.09 PM.png5. Someone has studied why we all turn into shy, socially-awkward weirdos in elevators. [via BBC, World's Best Ever]

cn_image.size.kristen-stewart-robert-pattinson-patti-smith-robert-mapplethorpe.jpg6. Patti Smith said she would have liked to cast Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson as her and Robert Mapplethorpe in a film adaptation of her memoir Just Kids. [via VF Daily]

toiletpaper2.jpg7. Apparently, the Barclay's Center bathrooms don't have enough toilet paper. [via DNAInfo]

Screen shot 2012-10-12 at 5.51.14 PM.png8. Wendy's has a new logo. Gawker thinks she's sexy.