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Ke$ha claims she had sex with a gho$t. "I don't know his name! He was a ghost! I'm very open to it." [via Jezebel]

229028_lawm.jpgZooey Deschanel (of course) got her dress stuck on Lucy Liu at the Emmys. [via BuzzFeed]



Watch a super-cut of Bruce Willis looking very, very confused. [via Vulture]

tumblr_maym5lB52C1rfviy7o1_500.jpgA vintage photo of Jack Nicholson eating a watermelon. [via Gin Jack]

Screen Shot 2012-09-27 at 9.13.47 AM.pngThe cat's out of the bag (sorta). [via Studiomj]

Screen Shot 2012-09-27 at 8.50.44 AM.pngNow open on Sundays, thank goodness.  [via Dude Guy Kid Bro]

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Oh, Dita. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]
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Reason #495,293 why we love Katy Perry: She had these Daria nails custom-painted in Tokyo. [via Styleite]
 

tumblr_mavx3eiA8l1qzpy7ko1_500.gifBeep boop beep boop beep boop. [via Max Capacity]

tumblr_maz4amqzWt1qbql2io1_500.jpgThe season four poster for The League, y'all!!  [via The League]

tumblr_m6lj91xYC31qmdlvho1_500.jpgDIY DMX [via Fantastic Amazing]
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