We are shocked. Shocked! Nicki Minaj is apparently a Republican, and voting for Mitt Romney. She recently rapped, "I'm a Republican voting for Mitt Romney, you lazy b---es are f--ing up the economy." [via BuzzFeed] 
According to Page Six, it was "flirt central" between Pippa Middleton and Andre Balazs at Sunset Beach on Shelter Island over the weekend. [via Page Six] Kal Penn stars with Barack Obama in a funny little stoner-y promo for the Democratic Convention Livestream coverage, which Penn is hosting. [via NYDN]
Different strokes for different folks. [via Penis Police]
Listen to the rabbit. [via Chaystar]
Didjyaknow? Phillip Seymour Hoffman once appeared on an episode of PBS's Arthur as a director named William Fillmore Toffman. [via Chamberlain]
Russell Crowe had to be rescued by the Coast Guard while kayaking with a friend over the weekend. [Insert Noah's Ark joke here]. [via Daily Intel]
Watermelon pillow! [via Red Suspenders]
It's OK, Justin, we all make mistakes. [via Mouth Radio]
"They Use Baskets!" [via Clitzy]
Rudy and Cliff are having a moment. [via Britney Spearmint]
Hi Luda. [via Loveslut]
How awkward and cute are these old timey Kardashians? [via Britney Spearmint]
