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Snooki gave birth to a little meatball: And his name is Lorenzo Dominic!

377236_10100893989799162_2028024926_n.jpgBotched Jesus Fresco meets The Titanic. [via imgfave]

enhanced-buzz-24950-1345897912-12.jpgCelebrities unwittingly appearing on Russian billboards is a funny thing. [via BuzzFeed]


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We'd read that. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]


tumblr_m9d11sll6Y1rn7bzro1_500.jpgYe olde LOLCAT. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]


tumblr_m96x0tqI9Q1resz14o1_400.jpgMitt Romney's freakishly small face is finally making headlines. [via Stephanie Hawking]

tumblr_m8h2cr7GSf1r0hxz7o1_500.gifTrue love. [via Rosie Eme]

1062873fbe50618614bb0d2a7fdcb73f.jpgFor his photo series, "Water Wigs," photog Tim Tadder captured bald men with water balloons exploding over their heads.  [via Laughing Squid]

will-i-am_curiosity_mars.jpgwill.i.am somehow managed to convince someone in a position of power to premiere his newest track, "Reach for the Stars," on Mars. MARS. [via slashgear]

tumblr_m9bpz4CP2b1qam9bro1_500.gifGone too soon. [via Dream Beam]

tumblr_m91gffiwXy1r1s12so1_500.jpg#hotdogtoss #fail. [via Turn Tech God Head]

tumblr_m9ap3dA6pe1qzfgfdo1_500.jpgMmmm. Meth donuts. [via Killah McGillah]

tumblr_m995yke2pj1qjls7vo1_500.jpgWell, Miley Cyrus looks like this now. [via Evolve]

tumblr_m3i5kzsoxj1qcacxx.gif"I thought LGBT was a sandwich:  Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?" [via Major TV Junkie]

tumblr_m9a73b9e1X1qc5gt2o2_1280.pngReason #849,392 to vote for Obama. [via Coin Farts]

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