Here's Tom Hanks being goofy with a Redditor who stole his glasses and then "pretended" to be wasted. Tom Hanks is the best (he also produced the human being known as Chet Haze). [via Buzzfeed]
Oh, no biggie, just NIRVANA and CHARLES BARKLEY hanging out together during a ye olde SNL promo. Barkley looks like he's secretly giving Kurt Cobain a wedgie or somethin'. [via Tall Whitney]
Amen. [via The Dorsey Shaw Experience]
Holy shit, us too! [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]
No words. [via Paris Hilton Sex Slave]
Rosie O'Donnell quietly married her girlfriend recently and made the announcement on her poetry blog, thanking "all of u / stranger-friends / connected thru invisible strands / of wi fi." Our response? "Mazel Tov / from your stranger-friends / surfing the waves of the Inter webs / ashore the vessel PAPERMAG." [via Vulture]
Prince Harry deleted his Facebook account after his "strip billiards" nude photo scandal and apparently he used the pseudonym "Spike Wells." Say it together: S-P-I-K-E W-E-L-L-S. [via Celebuzz]
Well at least they got together after Level 3,928. [via Fuck Yeah Dementia]
Brooklyn girls are weird, weird, WEIRD, I tell ya! [Reality TV GIFS]
Why no ants? [via Coin Farts]
Zing! [via 
Omg, watch this great video featuring Flight of the Conchords [Ed. note: We missed you guys!] asking kids to help them make a song to benefit sick children. [via Jezebel]
