Rick Santorum said 'hands' like 5 million times during his RNC speech last night. Buzzfeed put together this handy, handsy super-cut.

Love that band. [MouthRadio]

Cauliflower dog looks through your window at night. [TheClearlyDope]

Modern Family creator Steve Levitan crafted the perfect 'Oh Hell to the No' tweet in response to Ann Romney's comment that the ABC sitcom is her favorite show. [PopCultureBrain]


P.S., This is the correct way to pronounce 'Ryan Lochte.' We've all been so, so off. [RatsOff via Max Silvestri]

Assassin cat (alias "ninja cat") is highly skilled in covert stuffed animal warfare. [FYeahDementia; Jezebel]

George Clinton is right.  [RoboShark]

Butts on butts. [GemmaCorrell]

Oh dear, Fox News-caption-writer.  [ImWithKanye]

But what if botched restoration Jesus had googly eyes? Now we're talking. [Reddit]

Play this slide whistle sound effect for maxim stretchiness. [AlsoHere; GIF by Cari Vander Yacht]

NY is never going to get a girlfriend! [TastefullyOffensive]

Bird, ball, bounce, BOOM. [Coinfarts]