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Watch Will Ferrell fly into an amazing, hysterical rage over Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson on last night's Conan.  [TeamCoco]
 
tumblr_m81oggZXtw1qzpzfmo1_500.jpgNBC could easily smooth things over with everyone who's mad about their spoilers if they just mailed them pairs of these fun and festive Olympic glasses. [SofaPizza]

bfast.jpgBreakfast cereal mascot alphabet. Count Chocula shafted. [LaughingSquid]

tumblr_m8477zy3R91qcihbyo1_500.gifPrince Harry was having none of it at the Olympic equestrian eventing competition this week. [AfternoonSnoozeButton]


A super-cut of Louis C.K. apologizing for various things on both seasons of Louie. Rub antiperspirant on your palms before watching. [FYeahDementia]

tumblr_m7wbjsxTpx1qzk73xo1_1280.jpg Ike Lochte, Olympic swimmer/gold medalist Ryan Lochte's mom, went on the Today show Wednesday to confirm that her son is indeed the irresistible douche we're all ashamed to be totally in love with. Asked if Ryan has a personal life outside of training, Ike said, "He goes out on one-night stands. He's not able to give fully to a relationship because he's always on the go." Jeah! [Dlisted; Jezebel]


Oh no! Four seconds of a baby wombat running. [Jezebel]

tumblr_m836afjkyK1qzr9qko1_500.jpgSleep tight. [DorseyShawExperience]

tumblr_lykvkqCuU91r27ndso1_500.jpgLove that Kadeem Hardison wore his flip-up glasses off-camera on the A Different World set. Give us that sweater, Lisa Bonet. [NickleCobalt]

tumblr_m85brtQoub1qam81qo1_500.gifAn ode to Jo-Go Lev's funny frowny face. [FYeahDementia]

dpaf-.jpgKeanus gone wild! [PleatedJeans]

Pizza-Slice-Necklace-600x395.jpgGot 8 friends? You know what to do. [ThatsNerdalicious]








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