Hear that, Chick-Fil-A? KFC loves the gays in this Funny or Die clip featuring John Goodman as  Colonel Sanders. "If you want the gayest chicken you have to visit me." [via Gawker]

tumblr_m7e0axa9kC1r9tlmw.jpgA 20-year-old Nick Offerman's headshot. And yes, that is a giant foam penis. [via Uproxx]

tumblr_m82z524YN71rvjkuro1_500.jpg50 Shades of Grey, the movie -- low budg edition. [via Mighty Who Lock Assemble

enhanced-buzz-28526-1343855118-2.jpgApparently every single super-famous person -- Lady Gaga, Barack Obama, Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian -- has been tweeting with the U.S. Olympic Gymnastics team. [via BuzzFeed]

Watch a seven-day-old hedgehog take a twitchy little nap. [via Daily What]
02PHARRELL_SPAN-articleLarge.jpg"An audiobook is not a good look." -- Our favorite line from the New York Times Styles section profile of Pharrell Williams today.

tumblr_m834wcYAIU1rbwjr1o1_500.jpgPot cat. [via Hell Bent For Leather
Jack Black, Will Ferrell and Jason Segal as the Hitchhiking Ghosts in the new Annie Leibowitz-shot Disney ads. [via Disney Parks]

NBD, just Jimi Hendrix making supper. [via The Planet of Sound]
Birds made out of LEGOs courtesy of artist Thomas Poulsom. [via Laughing Squid]
Olympic divers on the toilet. [via Daily Picks and Flicks]
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Krizio Wiigetti! [via Refinery29]

A very cute clip of a very cute Lady Gaga circa 1993 playing the piano. [via Vulture]