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From the folks who brought us "Hooker Lawyer," here's the chilling trailer for Ghost Tits, starring Olivia Munn. They're listening. [Paulilu]

tumblr_m8q7dvVR6M1qbwn05o1_1280.jpgThought you'd never ask. [LaughterKey]



Here's a super-impressive 1995 PSA featuring Montana 5th graders predicting the future of the Internet. Gotta get that recipe for cat food cupcakes. [LaughingSquid]

actuallybatman1.jpgTrying-too-hard library. [PleatedJeans]

tumblr_m8o9ugIv6i1r35lldo1_500.gifThe call center at Awww HQ. [TheClearlyDope]


Amy Poehler tells a Smart Girls at the Party viewer how to recover when something embarrassing happens, like leaving the bathroom with your skirt tucked into your underwear (which we may or may not have done once and then proceeded to walk through most of Grand Central Station before noticing). [ONTD]

sriracha122.jpgWater bottles for the Sriracha freak in your life (should be stressed to recipients that these are not to be filled with Sriracha). [ThatsNerdalicious]


Oh no, this cute owl really loves its head scratches. [DailyWhat]
 
tumblr_m8o5lqnEVj1qcb5fko1_500.png Don't speak (armpit). [AfternoonSnoozeButton]

Shark_Barfing_Rainbows.gifThe Shark Week GIF of all Shark Week GIFs. [DailyDot]


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