Here's a bootlegged trailer for season three of Downton Abbey, taped off someone's television in the U.K. (Hey, a new Downton Abbey trailer is a new Downton Abbey trailer, even if you can hear the person who filmed it laughing at the Dowager Countess' withering one-liners in the background.) Some things we learn in this clip: Shirley MaClaine is the new DBOL (deliciously bitchy old lady) on the block; Mistah Banks is in jail and looking way hotter than last season, Lady Mary is still a big brat; all of the family's money is gone; Branson is back, which maybe means he and Lady Sybil have returned home from Ireland; the totally authentic Edwardian  '20s-era phrase 'bring the drama' is used and Matthew sighs and rubs his eyebrows. Season 3 debuts next month in the UK and, ughhhh, in January 2013 in the U.S. Not fair. Anyway, watch above!

[Via Vulture]
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