The carrying of the Olympic banana. [DailyWhat]
Fred Willard was on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night and talked about his recent arrest for a 'lewd act' in a California adult theater. "The whole adult theater thing," he said, "I thought they were gone, and I see this one, and it had such a Polynesian, exotic look to it. I said, 'maybe, there's hula dancers in here!'" Aw, Fred. Watch the interview above. [LateNightWithJimmyFallon]
Goodnight Vuitton blankey, goodnight suede chair. Goodnight Kanyes everywhere. [TallWhitney]Will Arnett has a new segment on Amy Poehler's web series "Smart Girls at the Party" called 'Boys' Minute.' "I always play Xbox from a poker table so whoever I'm playing against knows that I'm raising the stakes." [ONTD]
Happy birthday, Maya Rudloph! Nobody does an over-blown National Anthem like you. [Hulu]
There's a job waiting for her at Paper whenever she's ready. [9Gag]Swoon alert LEVEL RED: Here's Tom Hardy (currently playing villain Bane in the Dark Knight Rises) rapping with his baby. [Vulture]
From GQ's must-read guide to the 14 Most Annoying People on Twitter. #SpotOn.Watch Kevin Bacon's super cute pit bull go swimming with him. (Fun fact: Kevin Bacon's sister pierced my mom's ears when they were freshman in college. His sister was smoking and had a ferret on her shoulder while it happened. True Mom story.) [Buzzfeed]
This Bob Ross remix actually made us a little misty-eyed. (Just ignore the part where he says 'Make love to the canvas.' Ahh!) Like the Mr. Rodgers "Garden of Your Mind" remix, it's by Symphony of Science and was commissioned by PBS. [Gawker]
The best of Ralph Wiggum. "When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar." [Flavorwire]
Wonderful, wonderful pinot. [AnimalsTalkingInAllCaps via LaughterKey]Who will be the Ultimate Kitten? [Jezebel]
Let's go weekend, let's go! [VintageGal]