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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Ivan Reitman are finally making that sequel to Twins that absolutely nobody asked for. [Deadline]


So many people are bat man. [Buzzfeed]
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Favorite new Tumblr = My Life Through Kristen Wiig, a collection of Wiig GIFs for all of life's dark realities. [via HuffingtonPost]


tumblr_m72ok5XPS51r0wqrdo1_500.jpgSometimes you just don't want to get your ears wet. [AfternoonSnoozeButton]



Here's Zap2It's roundup of Point Break's 21 best quotes in honor of the movie's 21st anniversary this summer. The quotes they picked are all fine and good, but they left out the best Bodhi quote of all, delivered in the weirdest, flattest way by Patrick Swayze: "Back off war child, seriously. Thank you." Watch above.


tumblr_m6p7cwZJnx1qzbs6po1_500.jpgOh dear. [TheWhatever]


Here's a snail luxuriating under a kitchen sink faucet. It's both gross and fascinating.  [DailyWhat]

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From the Hairpins' amazing "Shades of Other Things" list:
Nine Thousand Shades of Brown

Forty Shades -- for Lamps

Two Shades in the Glove Compartment (Slang for Sunglasses)

Infinite Volts of Shade Thrown Upon Enemies, Strangers

Shady Hill, the Private School in Cambridge, Massachusetts



This dog wants to chomp every car it sees. [HuffPo]


tumblr_m710pwsnlY1qzk2upo1_500.gifJust stick to the rivers and the GIFS that you're used to. [FuckYeah1990s]


hello-bath-tub.jpgDog has company. [EpicPonyz]


Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a cow on a dog. [HyperVocal]
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Perfect. [LaughteKey]








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