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Screen shot 2012-07-16 at 9.23.13 PM.pngScreen shot 2012-07-16 at 9.23.46 PM.pngScreen shot 2012-07-16 at 9.23.25 PM.pngScreen shot 2012-07-16 at 9.23.50 PM.pngComedian Yvette Nicole Brown, The Help's Octavia Spencer and Parks & Rec's Retta got in a Twitter war over hunky (and we mean hunky) Joe Manganiello and... he chimed in! [via Buzzfeed]

560929_10151111211241337_1313468207_n.jpgWe never thought about it that way...until now. [Tall Whitney via Uproxx Facebook]

Screen shot 2012-07-16 at 9.41.48 PM.pngWe already showed you "Sears photoshop job" Beyonce and Jay-Z and here's what the Kardashian gals will "look like" in 30 years.  For our money, Kim looks pretty spot on. [via Planet Hiltron Facebook]

Screen shot 2012-07-16 at 9.33.54 PM.pngIck.  You can now get Big Gulps of mashed potatoes from a 7-11 slurpee machine. [via Buzzfeed]

Screen shot 2012-07-16 at 9.47.10 PM.pngHi! [via Bunny Food]

tumblr_lxvpbsjpBH1qa808do1_400.gifGet it, gurl. [via Paris Hilton Sex Slave]

Screen shot 2012-07-16 at 9.53.58 PM.png"Punk Croc." [via Vagina-Xylophone]

Screen shot 2012-07-16 at 9.37.46 PM.pngYou'll never guess who this strapping young lad is!  Christopher Walken! [via Buzzfeed]

Screen shot 2012-07-16 at 9.56.08 PM.pngApology accepted. [Vagina Xylophone via Paris Hilton Sex Slave]



Watch Sarah Silverman proposition billionaire Romney donor, Sheldon Adelson, in exchange for his support of Obama. [via Gawker]
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