PAPERMAG: Morning Funnies: Octavia Spencer, <em>Parks and Rec</em>'s Retta and Yvette Nicole Brown Fight Over Joe Manganiello + Sarah Silvermen Propositions Romney Donor With Offer of Lesbian Sex

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Comedian Yvette Nicole Brown, The Help's Octavia Spencer and Parks & Rec's Retta got in a Twitter war over hunky (and we mean hunky) Joe Manganiello and... he chimed in! [via Buzzfeed]

We never thought about it that way...until now. [Tall Whitney via Uproxx Facebook]

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We already showed you "Sears photoshop job" Beyonce and Jay-Z and here's what the Kardashian gals will "look like" in 30 years. For our money, Kim looks pretty spot on. [via Planet Hiltron Facebook]

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Ick. You can now get Big Gulps of mashed potatoes from a 7-11 slurpee machine. [via Buzzfeed]

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Hi! [via Bunny Food]

Get it, gurl. [via Paris Hilton Sex Slave]

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"Punk Croc." [via Vagina-Xylophone]

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You'll never guess who this strapping young lad is! Christopher Walken! [via Buzzfeed]

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Apology accepted. [Vagina Xylophone via Paris Hilton Sex Slave]

Watch Sarah Silverman proposition billionaire Romney donor, Sheldon Adelson, in exchange for his support of Obama. [via Gawker]