Last night, Jimmy Kimmel had a bunch of celebrities including Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Zooey Deschanel, Kristen Stewart, Danny McBride and Matt LeBlanc read actual mean Tweets about themselves. Katy Perry's is the best. [JimmyKimmelLive]
Oh no, this is adorable. Check out this photo that underwater photographer and U.K.-based marine biologist Dr. Alex Mustard (real name) snapped of himself with a seal friend while diving off the coast of England. [HuffPo via Reddit]
New Hanksy alert! Here's 'Bi-Curious George' (featuring George Clooney as a monkey, peeling a particularly phallic banana) on the corner of Orchard and Ludlow. [LaughingSquid] A crazy stop-motion video re-creating Super Mario Brothers with Post-it notes. We hope this is what our office supplies do when we leave for the night. [DailyDot]
The Writer Who Does a Lot of Drugs is just one of a few great, excruciatingly familiar catches outlined on Hipster Dream Date. [via Flavorwire]
EMG, there's an Ermahgerd Translator! Wer'rer gernner ber wersterng so mahch terme ern thers terder! [ImWithKanye]
Cat's pajamas = cat's pajamas. [FluffingtonPost]Happy birthday to the late, great Estelle Getty. May we all channel a little of Sophia today in her honor. Pointers above.
A mug-shaped edible cookie created by Venezuelan designer Enrique Luis Sardi for Lavazza. It's lined with a sugar coating so the coffee doesn't seep through. [TheAwesomer] 
September cannot come soon enough. [FYeahDementia]
"Great, now cut to a shot of another dog's butt, zoom in, pan out, zoom in, pan out. Camera 2, go to the shocked cat in the audience. And that's a wrap." (P.S. We have never been in a dog control room.) [TheClearlyDope]
The Mountain Goats win forever. [PleatedJeans]
