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brad-angelina-pare_1202234i.jpgMost of us have well-meaning but totally cuckoo-crazy conservative family members, and so, apparently, does Brad Pitt. Here's an excerpt from a letter to the editor that Pitt's mom, Jane, wrote to The Springfield News-Leader about why good Christian voters should not support anti-prayer baby-killer Barack Obama come November:

Any Christian who does not vote or writes in a name is casting a vote for Romney's opponent, Barack Hussein Obama -- a man who sat in Jeremiah Wright's church for years, did not hold a public ceremony to mark the National Day of Prayer, and is a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage.

Mom, you're embarrassing me! [Via Gawker]


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Truth. [NationofAmanda]


When filmmaker Jeremiah McDonald was 12, he filmed himself talking to his future self. 20 years later he's made a follow-up and, through editing magic, has a conversation with his kid self. It's funny and sad and makes us miss our dead pets. [LaughingSquid

tumblr_m6g0jefPmY1qi23kao1_1280.png Whoever made this gets an A+++ in Photoshop's Sears Portrait Tool proficiency.  [AlsoHere]
 
tumblr_m6gguqwA1z1qiehoxo1_500.gifBun on a slide! [Afternoonsnoozebutton]



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Slash slash. [Afternoonsnoozebutton]


Older folks listening to Dubstep. We feel their deeply confused pain. [DailyWhat]
 
tumblr_m6o2h04CSL1qzkkr1o1_1280.pngCarly Rae Gypsum. [PopCultureBrain]


tumblr_m6o9n14S6q1qzk2upo1_500.jpgAll of our questions finally answered. [FuckYeah1990s]

uOgEX.jpgBatman crab! [Reddit]

tumblr_m6ntm54pj41qejbiro1_500.jpgTea time with Sir Whiskerface, who is stunned at the lack of cucumber sandwiches. [BunnyFood]

gogoken.tumblr.jpgAlright, OK, another option. [PleatedJeans]


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Poor Wyoming. [AfternoonSnoozeButton]


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