1) These parody posters for the McCarren Park Pool Fight Club were plastered all over the Bedford L train station this week following a recent spate of fights and violence at the re-opened pool. The no-fun MTA has apparently removed them all. Boo! [NYDN]
2) In an interview with the Jewish Chronicle, Drake says he considers himself to be the first person to successfully rap and sing. Sure thing, hon. [DailyWhat]3) Lana Del Rey covered Nirvana's "Heart-Shaped Box" in Sydney last night. We feel nothing about this. [Vulture]
4) Will Ferrell is apparently sick of "The Call Me Maybe" and left this note behind after appearing on the CBS This Morning today. [Uproxx] 
5) Uh oh, seeded watermelon might soon be extinct. [NPR]
6) An amazing dramatic reading of a one-star Yelp review for a diner by the Good Wife's Chris Kipiniak. [Gawker]
7) A history of Brooklyn Olympians from our favorite local history site, Brooklynology. Here's Olympic swimmer and Brooklynite Eleanor Holme in 1954. So glamorous!
