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Screen shot 2012-07-19 at 8.58.23 PM.pngOur new favorite single-topic Tumblr = John Lennon's Thighs, "a compendium of photos showcasing the beauty of John Lennon's thighs." Never change, Internet. [Via HuffPo]


tumblr_m71x0e7MLp1r6f0d9o1_500.jpgOur even newer favorite single-topic Tumblr = Ugly Renaissance Babies. [TheDailyWhat]

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An unfortunately-worded tweet announcing Pharrell's engagement by Wedding Ideas magazine. [MadeUpMemories via Interweber]

Screen shot 2012-07-19 at 8.44.26 PM.pngOh nooooooo! Tiny Stephen Colbert is the cutest. [LaughterKey]


tumblr_m7f1ft5hzF1qz4wylo1_1280.png:/ [via ImWithKanye]


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From an amazing BlackBook interview with Michael Jai White, writer/star of 2009 Blaxploitation action parody Black Dynamite.

A.O. Scott of The New York Times said Black Dynamite would be a better "five minute clip on YouTube." What's your response to that?
Well, obviously A.O. stands for "asshole's opinion," 'cause we here talking about it right now. Damn movie's been tweeted about every two minutes since 2009.
[Via PopCultureBrain]


Here's a video of a baby kangaroo named Digger wearing a diaper and doing a floppy somersault into a pouch. Ahh! Cannot take this. [Jezebel]

tumblr_m7fj1oX43x1qbkf7go1_500.jpgBun in a cup! [AfternoonSnoozeButton]

buttered-popcorn-vodka.jpegFor all of your barfing needs: Buttered Popcorn-Flavored Vodka. [ThatsNerdalicious]

tumblr_m6184jeRvu1qdabzno1_1280.gifNothin'! [Oblyvian via Pleated Jeans]

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Sung to the tune of Nicki Minaj's "Starships": "Great whites make you dieeeee, rear up and bite your eyeee." [Flavorpill]


enhanced-buzz-16463-1342715336-6.jpg2 uncomfortable kittens, 1 Kelsey Grammer. From Buzzfeed's "17 Awkward Celebrity and Cat Portraits."


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