In a new interview with Rolling Stone, 34-year-old John Mayer says 22-year-old Taylor Swift (whom he apparently dated, and who would have been 19 when they were together) humiliated him and made him feel terrible with her angry breakup song "Dear John." Our hearts break for you, John. [Via MTV + Huffpo]Here's a super impressive re-creation of the Prometheus trailer made entirely out of paper. [Best Week Ever via Buzzfeed]
Melted ice cream truck sculpture by the Glue Society. [ThisIsColossal]
Art by Nicole Gustafsson from the Steve Martin tribute art show "Excuuuuuse Meeeeeeeee," opening this Friday at Gallery1988 in L.A. Stop having better things than us, L.A.! [LaughingSquid] 
The Beast giant fist beer coozie is our new favorite beer coozie. If only Hulk Smash Fists could do this. [TheDailyWhat]

Today's Google doodle is in honor of the first drive-in theater opening in Camden, New Jersey 79 years ago today. There's a little movie, too.
Great job! [Laughter Key Via FYouFMe]As the High Definite points out, either this kid at last night's Celtics Vs. Heat game is a really sweet Heat fan or a super cruel Celtics fan.
Baguette slippers. [FYouNoFMe]
Oh dear, here's a Turkmenian Eagle owlet named Huwi at the Hinton Zoo in England. Also, he's friends with a cat named Arnie. Gahhh! [ZooBorns]
Your search for the perfect jogging/gym hat is through: fedoras with baseball cap snapbacks. [LaughterKey]
Princess Leia and Chewbacca having a tender moment during the filming of The Empire Strikes Back. [MyModernMet]