on the front lines of cultural chaos since 1984.

Justin Bieber gets lectured by David Letterman about his tattoos, refers to the Sistine Chapel as "the Sixteenth Chapel" on the Late Show last night. [Vulture]
Spotted in Carroll Gardens: Finally, one-stop shopping for all of your coffee, beeeeeeeer and  cigar needs. (Photo by Josh Stern. HT to Alexis)

An amazing, amazing parody trailer for a Woody Allen movie called "My Wife Doesn't Understand as Much About Jazz as This Beautiful Italian Prostitute."  [Funny or Die]

enhanced-buzz-22853-1340312920-17.jpgFrom Dina Goldstein's photo series "In the Dollhouse," showing Barbie and Ken living in a sham marriage in suburbia. [Buzzfeed]

Night night! [BunnyFood]

skateboard-sandwich.jpgSkateboard sandwich by artist Arthur King. [ThatsNerdalicious]

I am da best mustard in da wuhrrld! [ImWithKanye via omnomnominator]

DPA6I.jpgHomer Simpson on a snake. [Reddit]

tumblr_m3qmsiubQN1qfem4mo1_500.jpgA remembrance of things scratch and sniff. [ColoringBook]

tumblr_m5w9pr8JE01qzpsuoo1_1280.jpgLooks like @Poopman10 and @Sexhave have company. [PleatedJeans]

tumblr_m4phgp7jt81r4yddqo1_1280.jpgWes Anderson characters alphabet. [HeleveticaFace]

tumblr_m5ziivhhYR1qz4mo5o1_500.gifIn honor of Pride this weekend: Teenage Mutant Make-Out Turtles! [Laughter Key via Amandalyn Ferri]