President Obama, it turns out, was so much funnier than Jimmy Kimmel at the White House Correspondent's Dinner over the weekend. Here he is talking about Hilary Clinton drunk-texting him from Cartagena and how it's a "boy eat dog world." [via BuzzFeed]
Chris Christie and Aziz Ansari, inexplicably photographed together at the Vanity Fair/Bloomberg White House Correspondent's Dinner after-party... [via VF]
The poorest characters in pop culture. [via Flavorwire]
Ellen Degeneres reading from 50 Shades of Grey: "Do not eat the pancakes!" [via Vulture]
Chloe Sevigny loves going to Miami with New York hipster musicians. First, Lissy Trullie. Now, Lizzi Bougatsos from Gang Gang Dance. Hi Lizzi! [via Celebuzz]
Greta Gerwig's cat, Paw Newman. (Not pictured: Diane Kitten.) [via New York]