Forbes magazine released their 2012 list of hip-hop's wealthiest artists and Diddy (whom we will forever prefer to call Puff Daddy) came in at #1 with an estimated net worth of $550 million. The magazine notes that sales of his Ciroc vodka brand rose 122% last year. Whoa. Number two was Jay-Z with $460 million, followed by Dr. Dre ($270 million), Cash Money Records co-founder Bryan "Birdman" Williams ($125 million) and huge asshole 50 Cent ($110 million).  Hey, what about Russell Simmons?