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Screen shot 2012-04-26 at 6.19.33 PM.png1. Now you and your pet can enjoy a rocking chair together (and bonus points if you happen to look like that guy). [via Laughing Squid]

2. If you're looking for a unique night out this Saturday, stop by Capitale for a Midnight in Paris French Cabaret Dinner Party hosted by Seth Greenberg, Henry Stimler and Roberto Buchelli.  The costume-encouraged fĂȘte, inspired by Woody Allen's Oscar-nominated film, will have 1920s-style vaudeville singers, a nine-piece orchestra, flappers, mimes, painters, a champagne tower and more.  Click here to purchase tickets.

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3. The Best. Craiglist. Ad. Ever. [via The Daily What/AdWeek]

Screen shot 2012-04-26 at 6.33.43 PM.png4. If you need something to keep you warm on a cold Wisconsin night, read some Bon Iver erotica (not to be confused with Sufjan Stevens erotica). [via Stereogum/Tumblr]


5. WE CAN'T WATCH ANOTHER SH*T X SAYS!  Oh wait?  What's this?  Sh*t Girls Say About Girls?  WE NEED TO WATCH THIS. [via HuffPo Comedy]

Screen shot 2012-04-26 at 6.41.15 PM.png6. WHAT the WHAT?  Fox News has invited Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian -- two ladies who clearly possess the same conservative values as the news network -- to be its guests at this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner.  Kardashian is bringing her mom as her +1 while Lohan is bringing her defense attorney.  Really. [via Gawker]

Screen shot 2012-04-26 at 6.46.59 PM.png7. A little rumor is going around that all of the Vogue editors will have to wear pink at this year's Met Ball. [via Fashionista]

Screen shot 2012-04-26 at 6.50.44 PM.png8. Apparently Jay-Z has an awful, Farmville-esque game on Facebook. [via Death + Taxes]








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