PAPERMAG: Top 10 Characters We'd Like to See Lindsay Lohan Play On <em>SNL</em>

With news out that Lindsay Lohan badgered Lorne Michaels to get her hosting gig on SNL tomorrow night, we here at PAPERMAG are curious what that means for Lohan. Will they put her through the ringer and poke fun at her troubles with substance abuse and the law? Or will they play it safe? Will she nail the whole thing and have the "comeback moment" that she's looking for? Who knows. In the meantime, however, here are the Top Ten Characters We'd Like to See Lindsay Lohan Play on SNL.

1. Victoria Gotti

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2. Coco

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3. A Beverly Hills Housewife (preferably Adrienne Maloof)

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4. Courtney Stodden

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5. Stefon's party monster sidekick

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6. JWoww to Bobby Moynihan's Snooki

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7. Callista Gingrich

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8. Daphne Guinness (or eccentric heiress archetype) in a "Don't Make Me Sing" sketch

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9. Taylor Swift (alongside Taran Killam's Tim Tebow)

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10. Ethel from Downton Abbey

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