PAPERMAG: The Morning Funnies: Celebs With One Tiny Hand + Matthew Gray Gubler Doing Karaoke

Celebrities with one tiny hand. Where's Dooneese? Also, this meme makes us kind of uncomfy! [via onetinyhand.com]

A puzzling/amazing video of Matthew Gray Gubler (a 2005 PAPER Beautiful Person!) dressed up as a turtle doing karaoke (and singing "Part of Your World" from the Little Mermaid) in Japan. [via Oh No They Didn't]

Rick Santorum in high school. Apparently he went by "Rooster." [via Buzzfeed]

Johnny Depp has booked Marilyn Manson to play at his son's 10th birthday. [via The Sun]

Watch a little pup get excited/confused and head-butt itself. [via Jezebel]

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Hunger Games charts. [via Figment]

Watch some cute British boys in 1960 build and drive a motorized bathtub. [via Dangerous Minds]

Sad clown. This Geometric Porn app was rejected by Apple. [via Animal NY]

This baby's parents like dressing her up as various characters from Dr. Who. [via Pajiba]

Performance artist Alison Knowles will make a very big salad on the High Line on Earth Day, April 22nd. She first performed "Make a Salad" in Baltimore in 1962. After making said giant salad, spectators can eat it. [via Gothamist]