1. In Uggie the dog news, it looks like the pooch is headed to the White House Correspondents dinner next month. We can't wait to see what type of accoutrements he'll sport (check out that swish Chopard collar above) and whether he'll have the chance to hobnob with Bo Obama...he seems like he has a nice sense of humor. [nymag] 
2. For all you fashion maniacs, here's some clothing porn a.k.a. photos of Anna Dello Russo's closet. Who woulda thought ADR would keep Charleston Chews next to her vintage Chanel gold cuffs? [The Coveteur]
3. This aint your mom's station wagon no more. The new 2013 Volvo comes with pedestrian airbags. Though, erm, this mannequin doesn't seem to be faring well. [FitPerez]
4. Gossip's fifth album, A Joyful Noise, is coming out on May 22. In the meantime, we'll have to content ourselves by re-counting the ways that make us love Beth Ditto. 5. Terror in Portlandia is not some creepy Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein spinoff but is apparently an accurate headline about what the FBI expected to find during a three-year investigation of animal-rights and environmental "terrorists" in the Pacific Northwest. [Gawker]
6. Check out these ethereal photographs of "nudes falling up" by photographer Toby Burrows, on display through March 25 at New York's Rebecca Hossack Gallery. [Animal New York]
7. London's swank Savile Row tailors are sipping from Abercrombie & Fitch haterade now that the purveyor of branded tees, odoriferous cologne and shirtless men has set up shop nearby. [Fashionista] 
8. Bagel. Freakin'. Burger. [The Local East Village]
