A chart depicting Community characters' various relationships. The much-loved NBC comedy returns this Thursday. Woo! [CableTV.Com via Buzzfeed]
Will Ferrell and a mustache-less Nick Offerman appeared on the fourth hour of the Today Show yesterday to discuss their new Spanish-soap-style movie, Casa de Mi Padre. They wore bathrobes and drank bloody marys the entire time. Highlights include Offerman saying "kneading of buttocks" and Ferrell referring to the fourth hour as "the graveyard shift." [BestWeekEver]

Kanye West lyric "Don't let me get into my zone," from "N---as in Paris," is now a web game that will make you want to scream after like 20 seconds. In it, the player is a little blue ball that must keep Kanye's head from coming into its zone while the lyric plays over and over and over and over on a loop. Fun! [KanyeZone via Crushable]
Oh dear, this is cute. Clippers player Chris Paul fractured his nose recently and has to wear one of those freaky clear face masks when he plays. His son wanted a mask, too, so Paul made him one from a paper plate and Tweeted a photo. Gahh! [Buzzfeed]
The National Hot Dog & Sausage Council is not happy about this Chicago billboard claiming that "hot dogs cause butt cancer." The sign is part of a campaign by advocacy the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, made up of doctors and dietitians that say processed meats can lead to colon cancer. [TheDailyWhat]
For those days when your eyebrows are broken: 3D, printable "Look of Disapproval" glasses from Thingiverse user Plasma2002. [Via Makerbot and BoingBoing]
Will Ferrell and a mustache-less Nick Offerman appeared on the fourth hour of the Today Show yesterday to discuss their new Spanish-soap-style movie, Casa de Mi Padre. They wore bathrobes and drank bloody marys the entire time. Highlights include Offerman saying "kneading of buttocks" and Ferrell referring to the fourth hour as "the graveyard shift." [BestWeekEver]

Kanye West lyric "Don't let me get into my zone," from "N---as in Paris," is now a web game that will make you want to scream after like 20 seconds. In it, the player is a little blue ball that must keep Kanye's head from coming into its zone while the lyric plays over and over and over and over on a loop. Fun! [KanyeZone via Crushable]
Oh dear, this is cute. Clippers player Chris Paul fractured his nose recently and has to wear one of those freaky clear face masks when he plays. His son wanted a mask, too, so Paul made him one from a paper plate and Tweeted a photo. Gahh! [Buzzfeed]
The National Hot Dog & Sausage Council is not happy about this Chicago billboard claiming that "hot dogs cause butt cancer." The sign is part of a campaign by advocacy the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, made up of doctors and dietitians that say processed meats can lead to colon cancer. [TheDailyWhat]
For those days when your eyebrows are broken: 3D, printable "Look of Disapproval" glasses from Thingiverse user Plasma2002. [Via Makerbot and BoingBoing]
Groupon Getaways is offering a 79% discount on a vacation package which includes a deep sea tour of the Titanic shipwreck site. The whole thing will still set you back a cool $12.5K, but did we mention the package also comes with a DVD signed by a Leonardo DiCaprio impersonator? [Death+Taxes]
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