The Morning Funnies: Rick Santorum's Gay Porn Face + A Sassy Starfish
's face made entirely out of gay porn. Michael K over at
puts it best: "Man nalgas and peens really bring out the beauty in Rick's face."
A sassy starfish. [via
parody. "I want my pinkies to be so hot you'd ask them out for dinner." [via
Burning Man Lego set
: celebrities with Chola makeup on.
Thirteen Things That Raw Cashew Nuts Look Like, In Order.
(via The Awl)
This story was published on February 22, 2012 11:23 AM
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