1. Kristen Bell's Sloth Meltdown on Ellen has gotten autotuned. [via Jezebel]
2. Katy Perry drew a smiley face next to her signature on her divorce papers. [via Vulture]
3. Puppy Conan! Watch it here. [via Buzzfeed]4. Boarding School Girls Gone Wild... in 1905. And on Coney Island. [via Flavorwire]
5. Portlandia: The book. [via Vulture]
