The Standard's Valentine to Fashion Week? Burlesque goddess Dita Von Teese slipping and  sliding around in a giant martini glass at the Boom Boom Room. Von Teese performed a splashy, flashy but not trashy routine last night for a gaggle of lavilshly dressed and liberally cocktailed cuties, proving that no one knows glamour more than DVT. Check out Rebecca Smeyne's photos from the night below.