1. Watch Bridesmaids stars Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph explain (and play) their Martin Scorcese drinking game at last night's SAG Awards. "Is it Scorsessi or Scorzayyzee? I think it's Scorcessi, like Prrrrosseecco." 

2. Steve Buscemi + Ryan Gosling = Macaulay Culkin. [via Buzzfeed]

3. Watch real-life marrieds Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally sing "Wings of a Dragon," a country love song between a paleontologist and a creationist. [via College Humor]

Screen shot 2012-01-30 at 10.36.13 AM.png4.  Awww check out this adorable photo of Penn Badgley when he was a bit of a seventh grade chubbins.  You can see more high school/middle school pics of the Gossip Girl cast here.

5. John Mulaney's super funny Comedy Central special New In Town premiered this weekend. Watch this clip of Mulaney describing his very poor driving skills. [via Videogum]