1. Didn't think we could stomach another "Shit....Say" video, but "Shit New Yorkers Say" is truly amazing. We regularly say about 95% percent of the things in the video -- multiple times a day -- most notably "I only ate a bagel today," "I want a dog, but it's not fair" and "I don't leave Brooklyn on the weekends." [via nymag]
2. Samuel L. Jackson narrates Stephen Colbert's Super PAC ad.
3. "The Ten Kinds Of Hot Guys You Ladies Could Meet in Airports If You Really Wanted To," courtesy of Choire Sicha at The Awl. "Traveling dive team in shortie socks. Which one, which one."
4. Watch a preview of Volkswagon's new Star Wars-themed Super Bowl ad. Woof woof woof-woof woof woof-woof. [via The Daily What]
5. Female Celebs With Really Large Feet. Thanks, Perez Hilton!
