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With the sad (though slightly ambiguous) news that Heidi and Seal were divorcing officially separating, our hopes were dashed once more that a seemingly non-jerky celebrity couple might actually make it. But seriously, they seemed pretty solid! And like people we'd want to be friends with! (We had the chance to see them at Heidi's famous Halloween bash this year and, to us, they truly seemed like two apes in love.) Even if S&H become another Hollywood casualty, we're still optimistic about these next fifteen duos on our list. If any of them split up, however, we're officially giving up on marriage. (Forgive us the hyperbole, but we're still feeling a little raw from Kim and Thurston's split.)




Ozzy+Osbourne+Turns+60+8sV6hf2XZUhl.jpgSharon and Ozzy Osbourne


robin-thicke-wife.jpgPaula Patton and Robin Thicke


melissa-mccarthy-and-husband-ben-falcone.jpgBen Falcone and Melissa McCarthy


ghawn.jpgKurt Russell and Goldie Hawn


bowie-iman.jpgDavid Bowie and Iman


00asab3t.jpgWill Arnett and Amy Poehler  Update: NOOOOOO!



Ice-T-and-Coco.jpg Coco and Ice-T


jon_hamm_jennifer_westfeldt1.jpgJon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt


73683492rm016.jpgRita Wilson and Tom Hanks



ellen_degeneres-portia-de-rossi.jpg Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres



IMG_0221.jpgIna Garten and Jeffrey



danny-devito-gal.jpgDanny DeVito and Rhea Perlman Update: NOOOOOO!


simon-doonan-jonathan-adler.jpgSimon Doonan and Jonathan Adler


beyonce1.jpgBeyonce and Jay-Z


ted-and-mary1.jpgTed Danson and Mary Steenburgen


barack-obama-kisses-his-wife-michelle.jpgBarack and Michelle Obama



felicity_huffman.jpg William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman


MediaCouples003.jpg Mary Matalin and James Carville


Neil+Patrick+Harris+David+Burtka+AMC+Hosts+1RGik6Ihqcwl.jpgNeil Patrick Harris and David Burtka


Jerry+Stiller+Anne+Meara+Stiller+Universal+XnntNSm8JDAl.jpgAnne Meara and Jerry Stiller






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