20 15 Celebrity Couples We Never Want to See Break Up
By Abby Schreiber
With the sad (though slightly ambiguous) news that Heidi and Seal were divorcing officially separating, our hopes were dashed once more that a seemingly non-jerky celebrity couple might actually make it. But seriously, they seemed pretty solid! And like people we'd want to be friends with! (We had the chance to see them at Heidi's famous Halloween bash this year and, to us, they truly seemed like two apes in love.) Even if S&H become another Hollywood casualty, we're still optimistic about these next fifteen duos on our list. If any of them split up, however, we're officially giving up on marriage. (Forgive us the hyperbole, but we're still feeling a little raw from Kim and Thurston's split.)
Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne
Paula Patton and Robin Thicke
Ben Falcone and Melissa McCarthy
Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn
David Bowie and Iman
Will Arnett and Amy Poehler
Coco and Ice-T
Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt
Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks
Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres
Ina Garten and Jeffrey
Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
Simon Doonan and Jonathan Adler
Beyonce and Jay-Z
Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen
Barack and Michelle Obama
William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman
Mary Matalin and James Carville
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka
Anne Meara and Jerry Stiller
Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne
Paula Patton and Robin Thicke
Ben Falcone and Melissa McCarthy
Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn
David Bowie and Iman
Will Arnett and Amy Poehler
Coco and Ice-T
Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt
Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks
Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres
Ina Garten and Jeffrey
Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
Simon Doonan and Jonathan Adler
Beyonce and Jay-Z
Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen
Barack and Michelle Obama
William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman
Mary Matalin and James Carville
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka
Anne Meara and Jerry Stiller
Your Comment
Posted at 7:45 on Jan 23, 2012
You forgot Jada Pinkett and Will Smith :)
Posted at 3:16 on Jan 24, 2012
I would add Regis and Joy, Jada and Will, Kelly and Mark
Posted at 2:30 on Jan 26, 2012
Jada & Will are finished, no?
Posted at 3:03 on Jan 26, 2012
Thanks for the list. You may add Anne & Miriam: http://anneundmiriam.tumblr.com/
Posted at 1:35 on Jan 26, 2012
Also: Steven Spielberg & Kate Capshaw, Jessica Capshaw & Christopher Gavigan, Will & Jada, Oprah & Stedman
Seriously. After Tim Robbins/Susan Sarandon, Marc/JLo, and now Heidi/Seal, my hope is dwindling. If these 20ish couples go too, it's gone.
Particularly Ellen/Portia, Tom/Rita, Kurt/Goldie, Amy/Will, & Obamas.
Posted at 5:12 on Jan 26, 2012
What about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes...they are so cute! JUST KIDDING!! Love this list. Wish that John Hamm would break up with his girlfriend although I've seen them in person and it's will make you barf...too cute together.
Posted at 12:44 on Jan 28, 2012
Bill and Camille Cosby
Posted at 12:10 on Jan 29, 2012
Johnny & Vanessa?