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1. YouTube's most-watched how-to video and their most-watched fashion video for 2011 was "25 Ways to Wear a Scarf in 4.5 Minutes," with 8,220,462 views. Go here for more of their most-watched clips of the year.

2. Here's a guide (plus ticket links) to tons of New Year's Eve party in New York City. Club Planet has over 250 party spots listed, including the subMercer's (147 Mercer Street) Black & White Masquerade Ball with DJ Justin Strauss. BrooklynVegan narrows it all down to the coolest concerts and hippest parties here.

3. Comedian Rose Surnow has made a Twitter account called "Real Shit Girls Say" as a response to the wildly popular "Shit Girls Say" videos. Highlights: "Why don't I make the same amount of money as my male co-workers" and "Why is there only 1 out of 15 new shows on Comedy Central starring a woman?" [Buzzfeed]

4. Best Celebrity Shirtless Photos and Best Cleavage of 2011. [PopSugar, Manjr]

5. You should have bought that Damien Hirst painting back in 2002. Since then, works by the UK artist -- as well as those by Andy Warhol -- have increased in value threefold and even beat the stock market. [Bloomberg]

7. Washington, D.C. police and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms ran a fake rap music label and recording studio called "Manic Enterprises" in a year-long sting that netted 70 people, $7.2 million in drugs and 161 weapons. [All Hip-Hop]

8. Super-depressing Tweets from 13 morons who don't know what Hanukkah is. [Buzzfeed]
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