1. Vulture breaks down just how gratuitous Michael Fassbender's nudity is in his new film Shame, which opens tomorrow.

2. Jersey Shore star Pauly D has signed to the rapper 50 Cent's G-Note label.

3. Gawker has a sort of mean-spirited tirade on "Why You Should Never Be Profiled by The New York Times Style Section."

4. New York techy types who used to regularly take meetings at Coffee Shop in Union Square are not feeling it these days due to shoddy service and mediocre food. Fred Wilson even launched a #coffeeshopboycott on Twitter.

5. Woody Allen turns 74 today. Happy Birthday!

6. Last night on Conan, Nick Kroll talked about pooping himself in his car.

7. Oh goodness: The Same Picture of Dave Coulier Every Day. Makes our recent Thanksgiving post seem very prescient!

8. Do you think it'd be weird if we got an @mindykaling necklace just like the one she has?