To win big on comedian Billy Eichner's new game show on Fuse, Billy on the Street, you must share his opinions. With that in mind, we sat down with the comedian and collected his thoughts on five celebrities in case he should ever stop you on the street, put a mic to your face, and say, "Ma'am, ma'am! James Franco?"

JAMES FRANCO

"James Franco is a wonderful actor, but I'll never forgive him for what he did at the Oscars. That is, for being such a terrible host and leaving Anne Hathaway there to die. I'll never get over that. You don't say yes to hosting the Oscars and throw it in the garbage can. Bob Hope hosted the Oscars year after year and he found a way to make it work. I don't want James Franco anywhere near me."

ANNE HATHAWAY

"She's the star of your high school drama club in New Jersey. No more, no less. She's a lot of fun to make fun of, but at the end of the day you know she's got her heart in the right place. She's a good girl. At the same time, she's not the coolest girl on the planet. She needs to stop trying to be sexy. She's a mom before her time. She's like America's Jewish niece. I don't even know if she's Jewish. If she's not, something went terribly wrong."

ANGELINA JOLIE

"She's a big bore. I get it. Straight guys want to fuck her. I get it and support that. But I don't think she's that interesting. She's working too hard to be taken seriously as a legit actor. You don't see Meryl Streep making movies about Bosnia just to prove her worth. Meryl Streep stays in Manhattan, has a nice dinner, a glass of white wine or two with Nora Ephron, and by the time she wakes up the Sunday Times Arts & Leisure section is on her bed. 

Also, she always looks so dour. She always looks like it's such a pain in the ass for her to show up at an awards show. Doesn't she remember it wasn't so long ago she was wearing Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck? Just have a sense of humor about it. Don't take it so seriously. You do a voice in Kung Fu Panda. Leave me out of this."

RYAN GOSLING

"I really like him. He's adorable and talented. He can stretch so let him stretch. He's a real actor. Also, he's good looking, but he's not so good looking that he got by solely on his looks, like Brad Pitt or something. He takes chances and wants to challenge the audience. So he's got a long face, what are you going to do?"

JUSTIN BIEBER

"Something about him makes me physically ill, which is not to say he's untalented. He's a kid, neither here nor there. By the way, Kim Kardashian makes Justin Beiber look like Mahalia Jackson."

Billy on the Street premieres on Dec. 22nd at 11 p.m. on FUSE.