Win a Funky Fresh PAPER Water Bottle!

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'Tis the season for generosity, so we're giving away THREE of these Purist water bottles decked out with colorful PAPER logos to our lucky readers. Wow! (We realize that free water bottles stop being cool and exciting things somewhere between 6th and 9th grades, but it's the thought that counts, dammit.) Just tell us which alcoholic beverage you'd conceal in one of these babies in the comments section below and we'll pick our favorite answers by 6 p.m. today. The grosser the drinks, the better!

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Posted at 11:57 on Nov 28, 2011

Good old "Turbo Shandy" :) A student classic.
1 part lager, 1 part Smirnoff Ice...

Posted at 11:57 on Nov 28, 2011

The Don Draper wannabe in me would say an Old Fashioned.

Posted at 11:57 on Nov 28, 2011

Since it's the holiday's some old fashioned spiced egg nog would definitely do the trick.

Posted at 11:58 on Nov 28, 2011

You know those creepy mixes of fruit punch and alcohol that some Bronx bodegas sell under the counter? Well, they burn through paper cups FAST.

C'mon. Please? I can't coast forever on my PBR beer koozie.

Posted at 11:59 on Nov 28, 2011

Electric lemonade or frozen margarita!!

Posted at 11:59 on Nov 28, 2011

Colin

4Loko Grape, Fresca, 5 hour energy and a splash of vodka. 5LOKO!

Posted at 12:00 on Nov 28, 2011

victor lomeli

coquito.

Posted at 12:00 on Nov 28, 2011

crystal light & vodka!

Posted at 12:01 on Nov 28, 2011

I nominate for the grossest that I love...hairy cherry!!

Posted at 12:01 on Nov 28, 2011

I would use it for a Lychee martini! Also egg nog, Malbec, and black strap Cruzan Rum on the rocks

Posted at 12:02 on Nov 28, 2011

Karrie Anne

I'd conceal some red wine in it. I'm pretty classy. But when I'm not, definitely bailey's with some coffee. Ok, maybe I'm actually just boring.

Posted at 12:03 on Nov 28, 2011

Andrea

Your mom with a splash of cranberry.

Posted at 12:03 on Nov 28, 2011

generica

The grosser the better?
How about using it to conceal my vomit due to drinking some of the drinks already mentioned.
It technically has alcohol in it.

Posted at 12:04 on Nov 28, 2011

Amelia

Some good ole Jack with an updated twist, instead of coke, Dr.Pepper... If you haven't tried, its about to change your life!

Posted at 12:04 on Nov 28, 2011

Craig

Vodka and Redbull to give me wings

Posted at 12:05 on Nov 28, 2011

Akeem

Barcardi Frozen Grape!!!

Posted at 12:06 on Nov 28, 2011

Eric

Jungle Juice!! A lil bit of everything! Usually served out of a garbage can at a summer BBQ but this cute little water bottle will do!;)

Posted at 12:09 on Nov 28, 2011

Devin

Bombay Sapphire. STRAIGHT UP!

Posted at 12:12 on Nov 28, 2011

Jasmine

Bartles & Jaymes. Duh.

Posted at 12:15 on Nov 28, 2011

Jake

"jesus juice"

Posted at 12:20 on Nov 28, 2011

layne

watered down leftover vodka from last weekend + orange tampico + leftover rockstar guava from the same weekend = the ambrosia of the gods

Posted at 12:25 on Nov 28, 2011

Marlon Henao

Straight up Colombian Aguardiente!

Posted at 12:25 on Nov 28, 2011

Jonny

A good ol "SideCar"!

Posted at 12:30 on Nov 28, 2011

lawanna bootay

bacardi with coke icee and a squirt of cherry icee

Posted at 12:31 on Nov 28, 2011

Caralien

Skinny Sangria: ice cubes w/crystal light peach tea, squeeze of lime, leftover wine

Posted at 12:35 on Nov 28, 2011

lawanna bootay

barcardi with coke icee and a squirt of cherry icee

Posted at 12:38 on Nov 28, 2011

Frank

Tis the season for Versace Egg Nog... infused with nicotine and self-tanner!

Posted at 12:45 on Nov 28, 2011

Jessica

A Surfer on Acid- Jagermeister, coconut rum, and pineapple juice.

Posted at 1:29 on Nov 28, 2011

glenda

awesome! i would take some rum n pineapple juice for my bike ride ;)

Posted at 1:36 on Nov 28, 2011

Jennifer Miller

Nut'n Berry: Chambord, Frangelico and Cream! YUM

Posted at 1:41 on Nov 28, 2011

Because I'm an old lady like that, I'd keep my tried-and-true Tom Collins in this snazzy water bottle. And sometimes I might even wear it with my fanny pack!

Posted at 1:48 on Nov 28, 2011

zach

Call me college, but whipped cream vodka and origina all the way

Posted at 2:38 on Nov 28, 2011

rachel may

Grosssest drink ever...plain ole water. I'm pregnant, and we can't hurt the fetus now. But after 40 weeks is over...id likely pour any and every alcoholic beverage within reach to give me my first buzzzzzz. :)

Posted at 3:19 on Nov 28, 2011

Heather B

Funky Monkey - so yummy!

Posted at 7:35 on Nov 28, 2011

PAPERMAG

Thank you to everyone for participating and for making us laugh/throw up in our mouths. These all sound horrible! And awesome! Can we have the recipes?

Posted at 6:59 on Nov 29, 2011

Does caffine count. I don't drink alcohol. However, I do drink truck fulls of dr. pepper, tea and coffee.