Being a devotee of Oprah's Life Class, I feel it's important to be honest about my feelings and own them. If I'm responsible for the energy I project to the universe, however, I apologize in advance for the gnarliness I'm about to release on your innocent asses. Behold, my top eight (or bottom, depending on your perspective) heinous but hot hunks of pop culture.

1. Joe Gorga, brother of Teresa Giudice from The Real Housewives of New Jersey
I don't really watch this show (sorry, Andy Cohen!), but I've seen enough to know that this guy is porn-star HOT. Compared to his co-stars on the show, he's not really particularly heinous but he's not a saint either.

2.  Brandon Davis
Brandon is the founding member of the Heinous but Hot Hall of Fame. The social fixture has been laying low of late but I can't recall a single time seeing him when he wasn't engaged in some level of douche-baggy behavior. And still, I would 'date' him. Call my therapist!


3. Cody Franchetti
He reached the pinnacle of heinousness in Jamie Johnson's documentary Born Rich when he said the following, "I'm reading a book and I'm thinking about a pussy, but I find when I get the pussy, I'm thinking about the book." Nonetheless he's got a hot face and a flawless body. H but H, HBH, H to the B to the H.

4. Brody Jenner
The poster child for DoucheBag.com/barf. He's like Spencer Pratt, only super fuckable.

5. Austin on the A-List: New York
Being on a reality show is not the way to get a reputation for being a serious philanthropic person who makes the world a better place. Being a devious shit-stirrer, however, is the way to get ahead on reality TV and Austin from the A-List has followed that lead. Regardless, I couldn't miss the episode where he was shot for Playgirl. Yummy.



6. Tommy Lee
Yes, I know that peen ain't clean, and we can't imagine post-coital pillow talk would be scintillating, but sill, the man can steer a boat with his business. That at least deserves a hand job.



7. US congressman Aaron Schock, Illinois (R)
I'm not saying someone's heinous just because they're a Republican (jk, yes I am!), but Aaron Schock with his shirt open on the cover of Men's Health? I'd pretend to hate the poor just to get a piece of that. And then cry in the shower afterward.


8. Michael Lohan
Hear me out on this. He is, of course, a monster and should spend life in jail for sending his daughter into the wilds of Hollywood at such a young age, BUT, he's hot in a Long Island, over-the-hill, dirty daddy kind of way. The problem with the Lohans is that they're so fucked up, yet so easy on the eyes.