We have a deep love in our hearts for Countess LuAnn De Lesseps from the Real Housewives of New York. However, the above video for her song "Chic C'est La Vie" is literally one of the most Totally Tragic Tuna things we have ever seen. It's hard to pick out the most triple-T moment from the video: The Countess's gutteral and toneless talk-singing? Poor Kelly Bensimon and Jill Zarin who were roped in to bob awkwardly next to her? The fact that it's basically an ad for the Borgata? The confusing lyric, "Oh mirror on the wall, who's the fairest in the land, I guess it's not his call" -- whose call is it? The mirror's? God's? But we're going to have to go with the part towards the end when she calls out to her fellow Housewives for no apparent reason and only sort-of rhymes: "Jill, bring your jewelry; Cindy, bring those crystals; Ramona, bring that Pinot; Sonya, her men; Kelly, the jellybeans; Alex and Simon [Ed. why don't they have to bring anything???]; and I'll bring the diamonds." All that said, the chorus is sort.... of.... catchy....??!