1. Beloved Prospect Heights bar Freddy's (those are the barkeeps above) has relocated to South Park Slope and opens tonight. Brute Force is ringing christening the space with a performance tonight. [Brooklyn Vegan]

2. According to Men's Health, who took drunk driving rates, the number of deaths from liver disease, and "the severity of DUI penalties" into consideration, Fresno, Reno, Billings, Riverside and Austin are the top five drunkest in America. Eater has the full list. [Men's Health]

3. 10 recipes you can make in a coffee maker, including pepper chicken, chicken pesto pasta, and fish steaks. [Neatorama]

4. CSI is killing off sometimes guest star Justin Bieber in an upcoming episode. [PopEater]

5. 2 Live Crew's Luther Campbell is running for mayor of Miami. [Daily Swarm]

6. Here's a clip of Zach Wahls, the Iowa college student whose eloquent plea to his state legislature to allow gay marriage has gone viral, appeared on MSNBC with his mothers. Prepare for eye-misting. [Buzzfeed]

7. It was announced today that Brendan Majewski, bassist of beloved  DC art punk trio Quix*o*tic, committed suicide two weeks ago. He was 37. [Washington City Paper]