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Jenny Slate
@jennyslate25
Comedian

@maxsilvestri @gabedelahaye I just ate something called "Jungle Curry". Should I just go into the bathroom & cancel the rest of my 2011? #Fire

Max Silvestri
@maxsilvestri
Comedian; host, "Big Terrific"

I think it'd be a lot funnier if rappers talked about 'squishing their beef' instead of 'squashing' it. 'Let's squish our beef together.'

Joe Mande
@joemande
Comedian

"I was OJ Simpson's lawyer." - Your dad. RT @ KhloeKardashian: Who has some good quotes to share with me?

Gabe Delahaye
@gabedelahaye
Writer; comedian; editor, Videogum.com

I am going to have some serious beef to squish out with @maxsilvestri if he doesn't stop talking about squishing beef.

Gabe Liedman
@gabeliedman
Comedian
when I hear 'period costume,' I never picture what I'm supposed to.

Lindsay Mound
@lindsaymound
Artist; singer, Color War

Do you think there's a Raymour N. Flanigan in the tri-state area who dates a girl named Jennifer who drives a Convertible? #RegionalJoke


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