Though House of Waris' pop-up tea room under the Highline is a great way to warm your bones on these crisp fall evenings, they've got an event planned for you tomorrow night that sounds steamier than a cup of Earl Grey. Actress Paz de la Huerta, the voluptuous bombshell currently sexing up HBO's Boardwalk Empire, will be reading from Lydia Davis' new translation of Madame Bovary. The invite-only evening, co-sponsored by Playboy, will be hosted by a slew of literary bigwigs including Jonathan Ames, Jay McInerney, Brooke Geahan and Playboy literary editor Amy Grace Loyd. DJs Nate Lowman and Rachel Chandler will provide the tunes (we have a request!), and you will provide the blushing and nervous throat clearing. See you there, pervs!