Sure, we might be a bit partial toward the Scissor Sisters. Frontman Jake Shears was once a PAPER intern, and the video for new SS single "Fire with Fire" features a cameo by our Kim Hastreiter, but, honestly, their new 70's-esque Scissor Sisters News show on their website is super-funny. Our favorite parts include anchor Lester Zizmore flatly remarking that the band's new album, Night Moves, has "a butt on the cover" before moving on to the next Scissors-related news item, Kelly Osbourne as a correspondent and Amanda Lepore as a weather person. Take note Brian Williams, this is how it's done.