Peter Davis' Status Update: WTF Fashion Accessory

 
footundies-1.jpegI was strolling by Capezio when I spotted in the window what I thought were micro-sized panties (argh, hate that word) or thongs for kittens. Nope! Presenting: Thongz footUndeez, constructed of breathable, non-abrasive, mesh Nylon with Lycra Spandex. Not just for dancers, the footUndeez can be worn with any shoe! And if you can't afford a pair (sold on Amazon for $14.90-$23), stop by the Capezio store and enter a contest to win some. "Capezio's Footundeez provide protection and security where it is needed most," boasts another site hawking the weirdly sexual semi-socks. I'm sending Snooki a pair of the leopard ones to wear out clubbing in Miami and the Jersey Shore -- but not on her feet. Hello hot tub!

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Posted at 12:07 on Apr 22, 2010

Syl

How utterly bizarre. And this from a fashion writer.

Thinking back to when I was a dancer, these would have hurt the soft tissue between my toes when I went on demi-pointe so truly odd.

Posted at 5:45 on Apr 22, 2010

samantha

i would buy these...for my cat. every time i felt sad or upset i would call my cat over to model for me and then i would laugh till i peed.
do they come in white? he has white paws and i want him to match.

Posted at 10:15 on Apr 22, 2010

Chloe P

I wear those for dance all the time! They fall apart easily if you wear them all the time/dance a heckuva lot like I do. Mine lasted about 4-5 months before giant holes formed in the mesh, causing the pads on the bottom to start coming off. I haven't heard of anyone wearing them with regular shoes, however.