WHAT: Michael Musto celebrated his 25th anniversary at the Village Voice at a party hosted by Joan Rivers and Michael Urie
WHEN: Tuesday, March 2
WHERE: 230 Fifth
WHO: Ronnie Spector, Anna Musto, Murray Hill, Dirty Martini, Bridget Everett, Lynn Yaeger, Mickey Boardman, Tommy Femia, Vodka Stinger, and Talulah DeBayous.

OVERHEARD:
"Honey, you're the only real woman here except for Michael's mother, Joan Rivers and that Dame Edna impersonator over there! She hasn't fooled me." [Ed. note, that Dame Edna 'impersonator' was Edna understudy Scott F. Mason. Fooled!]
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Michael Musto: "Who would hire a female stripper to perform at a gay man's celebration, anyway?"
A partygoer: "You did, Michael!"
MM: "Oh. Yes, I did."