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danielle-peter21910.jpgI was in the hot seat at the Thuy show, smacknext to Danielle Staub, my absolute favorite of all the New Jersey (oranywhere else) Real Housewives. I told the controversial, polarizing Staubthat I related most to her on the show as I often feel picked on(thanks Gawker!) even though I've never been accused of being a onetimestripper/Miami drug mule --  at least not yet.

Tell me about your gold Thuy outfit.
She's very, very talented. It's amazing. She sent me a bunch of stuffbut I liked this one best. I think a lady should be in a dress,especially during Fashion Week. You need good tatas to wear a lot ofdresses and models have no tatas.

Did you have a fabulous Fashion Week?
The Thuy show has been the highlight so far. I did enjoy Pamela Roland's designs. Her designs are brilliant.

It's so slushy out. How do you keep your hotness dry in this crappy winter weather?
I always have an umbrella with me - and strong arms to hold on to.

What are you doing the rest of the week?

I'm just going to go shopping. Of course, because I'm from New Jersey,I really love Garden State Plaza -- Neiman Marcus. In New York I go todesigner's specific boutiques.

What else is going on with you?
My T-shirt line is coming out in two weeks. It's all really cute.You can buy them on my website and pay with Paypal. Do you have aPaypal account?"

I don't, but I'll sign up for one now. I hope my tatas look terrific in your tees.
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