1. Yesterday, Central Park introduced guided tours over the cell phone, with the voices of Jerry Seinfeld, Yoko Ono, and others.

2. Facebook stalking gets even creepier: David Fincher is in talks to direct The Social Network, the Aaron Sorkin script about Mark Zuckerberg's creation.

3. Police chased an unlicensed taxi driver -- and his five French passengers -- from JFK airport for seven miles.

4. RSVP for tomorrow night's free Vice/Colt 45 Party at Glasslands with Apache Beat and US Royalty. Be there at 10 for free malt liquor. (Glasslands Gallery, 289 Kent Ave., Brooklyn. 9 p.m.)

5. Today in indie-rock side projects: Yim Yames (My Morning Jacket), Spiral Stairs (Pavement), and Volcano Choir (Bon Iver) announce new albums.

6. Check out this video of French artist Invader recreating album covers with Rubik's Cubes, then check out his solo show at Jonathan Levine Gallery next week. (Jonathan Levine Gallery, 529 W. 20th St., (212) 243-3822. Jun 27-Jul 25. Opening reception: Saturday, June 27th 7-9 p.m.)

7. In an interview with gossip magazine Chi (which he owns), Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi responds to a prostitution scandal: "I have never paid a woman. I never understood what the satisfaction is when you are missing the pleasure of conquest." Shades of NYC Prep's Sebastian?