Peter Davis' Status Update: Drowning in Chicness

Handsome photographer Matt Albiani spent a few years trekking from beach to beach photographing lifeguards. "I don't think there is such a thing as an ugly lifeguard," my favorite menswear designer, Michael Bastian, said to me at the party he threw with Tommy Fazio at Bergdorf Goodman for Albiani's book Lifeguard on Duty. Whitney Port was there with a TV crew from The City in tow, but the standout chick was Bastian's PR dynamo Eugenia Gonzalez Ruiz-Olloqui who makes this gay want to go straight. I also spotted: Derek Blasberg, Erin Fetherston, Anisha Lakhani, Jim Shi, Linda Fargo, Samantha Swetra, Ashley Wick, Brooks Thomas and Roopal Patel. Help! Lifeguard! I'm drowning in chicness!