Miley Madness

First at the Today Show and then in Central Park, Miley Cyrus and thousands of screaming tweens invaded New York last Friday. Seventy percent of the Miley-philes were little girls, escorted by their loving moms who waited for hours for the controversial pop star to perform. Here were some important observations culled from Great Barrington, Massachusetts’ Alicia; Warwick, Rhode Island’s Emily and Alana; Minneapolis, Minnesota’s Melodie; and Clearwater, Florida’s Ava…

Six Things We Hate About Miley Cyrus:
"She is a total wannabe Britney Spears before the babies."
"Definitely has hidden skank potential!"
"She took naked pictures of herself."
"Her fashion sense comes from Limited Too.
"She had the nerve to break up with Nick Jonas."
"She makes us love her!"

Six Things We Love About Miley Cyrus:
"She's hot!"
"She has awesome hair -- I have modeled every inch of my hair to look like hers!"
"We love that she broke up with Nick Jonas."
"She is pretty normal for a pop star and not totally screwed up yet."
"She saved us from That’s So Raven"
"She makes us love her!"

Across the street from Rock Center and down the block at the Duane Reade, teeter-tottering on a huge ladder, was my favorite uncredentialed paparazzi armed with a huge 500mm lens laughing and documenting this madness.